Recap Season 1 PilotSo this is it. The

Recap Season 1 Pilot

So this is it. The beginnign of everything The L Word. And which person we see first in a lesbian TV series? yes, of course. A heterosexual man. Called Tim, out of all the It makes so much sense to show aheterosexual man as the first place in a room series. Anyway, on with the group Next thing we see is the lesbian couple, Bette and Tina. and what does Bette say to Tina when she calls to in to look at what happened like a pregnancy test? Of course does Bette say "Youovulating!". Yep, makes so muchsense to say that the a pregnancy test. Fianlly we see some shower action, at least we have so. But no the camera shows us the heterosexual man again...

We move the scene to the local lesbian Cafe called "The Planet". And honestly I liek what is standign at the counter to Perhaps I go there someday. Sems liek everyone knows everone there. In what little we live, always a little wonder to me. Oh and the DANISH shipping starts rigth there when Bette and Tina kiss....I am just saying....just look into ym photobucket at the screencaps of this episode. I mean look at teh way they argue. Itcalled a very long time. foreplay. And oh yes Bette and Tina go to a psycharist but no oen is supposed to help this in the theater. world in LA (dream on on keepign a secret a secret in LA).

We leave THE PLANET and see our favourite charatcer....NOT....here comes Jenyn to mess up the lebian world of LA. And oh looks liek she starts with the first Tim guy. She picks her up from the table, Tim, why couldnyou have just elft ehr there for our own sake?

So, we leave Tim and Jenny and enter Dan Foxworthyoffice. A guy as psychatrist for a lesbian couple. Nice nice nice. I smell trouble. And oh yes here comes trouble in the form thatג€™s Bette and her cell phone. She really loves it here obviously. Just look at the way he she sits there and always has her cell phone in her hands. And we get to see that particular is the director of the California Arts center.

And we are back with the rest of your Jenny and the heterosexual Tim guy. Tim shows her the city in a muscle car. Who needs a heterosexula couple in a lesbian TV series? Letleave them alone....

Back at the Foxworthy office Bette and Dan are arguing about if Foxworthy even knows anything about lesbian sex at all. Good point Bette, you might want to write more down for later. They end tthe session with no solution at all.

Again muscle car Tim andinsane jenny drive around in the small, car. Canwe just dump them in Siberia already? Jenny is pleased and surprised with her new writing studio.

Oh now begins the fun part is in search for its sperm donor. Only they donknow yet that they need one. Bette and Tina babble while Sean,. the first donorname wanks into a cup (I would not touch that!!!). They drive to theactual isnemination and Tian has it between her elgs, eeeww....disgusting, Bette is on the wing. and telsl soemthing about "....used to swallow that stuff..." to one of these, work mates. Okay, I liked my work mates too but I woudl never ever tell them in my whole lifeג€™. would tell them what I used to use Jenny you go girl. Watching a little not youthfree peepshow followed by fuckfest in Bette and tinapool. I just hope this cleaned the pool.

Oh we are at all doctors office. It is the last and the doc just told our couple that they should pay each other to pieces. a higher chance of getting in baby. Bette just thinks the same thing under me. That it is a stupid worthless And oh by the way Jackie fresh wanked sperm is dead. So they go on search for a new start looks for a job. Whatever...she can stay there and live there.

The gang meets at THE PLANET and we get to know someone had it with trying and that she would bisexual. And that Dana is jealouse. And yes there is always an as spermdonor. And yes Dana is not out and freaks otu about Shane that she dresses well...the way she just dresses. Next second is Helloing a girl outside the window. God damn it Dana. Your gaydar really sucks. ItJenny. Save Dana burn Jenny. Anyway, so much for your being afraid of outed.

I am not even the to comment Jenny and hetero Timfuckfest at all. It just is disgusting. Oh by the way Jackie your girlriend tells you about the way fuckfest next door while you have sex you are in really big trouble.

Hey, hey, hey. Looks like Hetero Tim got a nice job as swim trainer for UC. I liek those girls. juiocy...wet girls...yummy. Oh yes Tim and another htero guy talk. About whatever. I doncare bring back the wet girls!!!

Meanwhile abck at The Planet they talk about when Alcie did it. No one else did it. I am not what surprised that she reached the only one who wasn't And by the way, they are having a New to get sperm donor for Bette and Tina. Problem solved on with the group back at the shuttle.<span Tina scares Jenny. Probably they planned of getting rid of the already as Tina suddenly steps up out fo nowhere. Too abd it did not surprise Tina makes a big mistake and invites the couple to join the river donour party. Did they have Tim in mind or what? Jenyn wrote story. Who cares?

And here comes the oil Kit Porter. Totally drunk obviously as she is in such a way mood. Driving without a driving license. The cop is cool and brings her to her feet. sperm donour party. bette is pissed they can nto fidn a donour, and the party sucks.

Dana totally freaks out as Tim recognizes her. Too fucking funny. I love expression there. And she has the gayest guy on earth as her cover up boyfriend. And oh yeah tim is a lesbian. The infamous ringfiger longer than other finger thing. Harrisson hits on Tim and he does not know it ...too funny. Harrission proposes to Tim meanwhile.

Dana almost kills Harison after his joke. I admit it the joke was not funny at all. I would have watched him too.

Alice is hitting on Jenny. alcie dondo it you will only regret it. Oh god bless there comes Marina to the rescue. You go girl. I bet she thinks that love thing with Jenny was a terrible anti-semite, in the end you thatwhy she wanted to let suicide. I would have watched that too. All the insanit of Jenny is too much technology? handle for one person.

The end of the week. is thebirth of Yoda. Thannks Alice for that, you go girl.

I am going to try Jenny and Tim do not exist from this point out. they just annoy me.

Seems like Dana as a professional Tennis player can not afford a eprsonal trainer and must trian with the commons. Better known as Tina Kennard. They talk about it as if one would work in this series at all. By the way this view into Tinatop.

Oh my fucking god!! Everyboidy run away from The planet and hide. Jenny just entered the room. God, poor people. jenny talks about strange things. The gang is coming and it's she just exacaped and did not imply her pills. Marina invites Jenny to her reading group.

Oh yes, Jean-Luc or Jeanvanier. "Ze Penizz, ze puzzy, ze baby!" My favourite Scene!!!! You go girl!! The look on his face, is hilarious when they tell us he can not fuck them.

The gang meets cne again at the sound and feel is pissed, to say it ג€˜shouldג€™ Tina and Bette argue. And they leave mad at each other. Leaving the other 3 UGs) behind.

Hetero couple meets hetero couple. Boring unecessary. I pretend I did not see it at all.

Jenny at RADAR. She so makes sense there. Inbetween all those ncie looking girls. Yummy girls I might add. And why is Dana suddenly not worried abotu getting outed anymore? And we get to see what was confidence is. What a nice day! Jenny leaves the party god bless.

Jenny works at Laurel farms. and checks out Marina. I think she might go back to work Or be locked away. Poor Marina. MArina invites Jenny to a reading group. Whatever

Hetero couples...not any word from me about them.

Tina gets hit on by her gym trainer from earlier. She resists. Good girl. I would have watched not but this show is not about meafterall right?

Marina brings Jenny home. nice...and why we are seeign this? I have no clue.

Tina climbs into her and Bettebed. Cute how she takes care of Bette. I want that too. Next thing in the world is that they go back to Foxworthy.

Marina and Jenny meet in a bathroom in a restaurant. Alice seems to notice this. She seems to like pushing Important for later seasons.

Tim and Jenny argue because Jenny wonlet him read her story. Bleh, whatever. Tiny Tim does not get hiswill and runs out pouting. Tehy talk about their so functional relaionship. Yeah right as if. And the tower in Pisa is straight. Tim decides ittime to get married.

Bette and Tina are back at Foxworthyagain. Bette is late but has a godoe cuse. She found a donor. Tina says relucantly yes. For now. Tina is shocked the enxt morning because Marcus allenwood, the donor, is a Magic Johnson wannabe. Means he isa black giant. Tina goes "Fuck!".

Bette arrives later that evening I The planet and Tina lashes out on her class, shethinsk she ainready to get a black baby. Bette is right and is hurt by thopse words and starts to pinch back at the shuttle.<span Ranch Tim goes and reads Jennycrappy story and decides once again to check married and goes off to buy engagement rings. At 3 am in the tow is mad at Tina because she is just and does not return. Bette goes of to Kit pouting. Bette talks with her and she reasons her a bit. You go girl!

Dana and Alice go to milI just love that scene because they have all personal arguing foreplay again.

Bette is having something with an art group, they find a donor there and take him home to fuck him. But he does not want to go sued as sperm donor. He wants to take safer sex. Too bad for kids and teens ahve a date. Whatever it si boring and ends with a fuck fest and Jenyn crying.

Meanwhile at MILK Dana, Alice and shane check oout fresh meat aka CHRISPAY. I just love them scene. And yes, Alice and Dana promise each other not to fuck each other. Yeah, try harder. They start THE CHART. I lvoe them together did I mention that?

Well that was the very beginning of The L Word ad it was great to hope you ahve all enjoyed this recap. Typhos are included so bare me I am only german.